Short Jokes Seven

Boy: I can't marry you!! My family members refused it!!
Girl: Who are they to stop our love?
Boy: My wife and three children!!

A guy bought an auto and painted his wife's name at the back.
Wife reads it and slaps him off!! She divorces him too.
Because below the wife's name it was written "FOR HIRE"!!!

Father: Son do you smoke?
Son: No dad!!
Father: Do you drink?
Son No dad!!
Father: Do you tease girls?
Son: No dad!!
Father: So you don't have any bad habits?
Son: Only one dad. I never tell the truth!!!

Short Story:
In USA a machine was invented to catch the thieves!!
They took it to different countries for test.
In UK,within 30 minutes the machine caught hold of 50 thieves!!
In Spain,within 30 minutes the machine caught hold of 110 thieves!!
In India,within 15 minutes the machine was stolen!!!