It has been a long time since I posted something on this blog. I was busy with my other blog and it has earned me some good amount. Though this blog is just for fun. I will continue my work with fun here!!
Sweetest Excuse:
A kid gets 0 in his paper.
Father angrily asks what is this??
The kid replies, Teacher has no star to give me and so, she gave me the whole moon!!!
Two Beggar's Meet:
Two beggar's met. Two software Engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other.
Guess what???
Which platform are you working on???
Newton's Corner:
Newton's wife to Newton: How am I looking?
Newton: tan c/sin c
=(sin / cos c)/ sin c
=sin c/ sin c.cos c
=1/cos c
=SEC C"SEXY".
Brilliant Bean:
Mr.Bean in his bio practical exam.
Examiner: See the bird's leg and tell me what is its name?
Mr.Bean: I don't know.
Examiner:U fail. What is your name???
Mr.Bean: Now you see my legs and tell my name!!!
Showing posts with label SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SMS. Show all posts
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
SMS Facts and Quotes
3 comments 12:49 PM Posted by MukundLabels: Facts, Jokes, SMS
I am not exactly sure if this is true or not but any I got a message to my mobile that said the following facts:
An F1 car is made up of 80,000 components. If it were arranged 99.9% correctly, there are at least some 80 things to go wrong.
An F1 driver on an average loses 4kg after every race due to prolonged exposure of high gravitational forces and temperatures in one hour.
An F1 car's electrical system consists of nearly 2.5 km of wires.
An F1 steering wheel alone costs around 15,000 Euros which is entirely made up of carbon fibre.
Never allow a girl to talk too much to you,
Else,
later, she will make you talk a lot alone... - Bernard Shaw.
Winning isn't everything,
but wanting to win is. - Vince Lombardi.
Last lines of broken heart to the lover:
Should I forget to wish you every morning or Should I wish to forget you every morning...
I got these two as mokkai(poor joke) of the day.
A guy in a town was taking care of a crow. That crow was very soft it seems. And that guy wanted to keep a name for that crow. So what do u think would that name be????
Answer: "MI CRO SOFT"...
What would you call a person who is leaving India??
Answer: "HINDUSTAN LEVER"....
An F1 car is made up of 80,000 components. If it were arranged 99.9% correctly, there are at least some 80 things to go wrong.
An F1 driver on an average loses 4kg after every race due to prolonged exposure of high gravitational forces and temperatures in one hour.
An F1 car's electrical system consists of nearly 2.5 km of wires.
An F1 steering wheel alone costs around 15,000 Euros which is entirely made up of carbon fibre.
Never allow a girl to talk too much to you,
Else,
later, she will make you talk a lot alone... - Bernard Shaw.
Winning isn't everything,
but wanting to win is. - Vince Lombardi.
Last lines of broken heart to the lover:
Should I forget to wish you every morning or Should I wish to forget you every morning...
I got these two as mokkai(poor joke) of the day.
A guy in a town was taking care of a crow. That crow was very soft it seems. And that guy wanted to keep a name for that crow. So what do u think would that name be????
Answer: "MI CRO SOFT"...
What would you call a person who is leaving India??
Answer: "HINDUSTAN LEVER"....
Thursday, December 18, 2008
SMS Jokes One
5 comments 4:52 PM Posted by MukundLabels: Jokes, SMS
A Software Engineer's Letter:
A software engineer wrote to his father in law about his daughter stating.
"YOUR PRODUCT DOES NOT MEET ALL MY REQUIREMENTS".
The father in law smartly replies,
"WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE".
India And Pakistan:
A man in India sees a dog about to bite a lady. And later, he kills the dog.
Newspaper reports:
"INDIAN CITIZEN SAVES LADY FROM DOG".
Later the man says, I am not an INDIAN.
The report is changed now as,
"FOREIGN HERO SAVES INDIAN LADY FROM DOG".
Finally the man confesses that he is a Pakistani.
Next day the headlines go as,
"TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG".
Guy And His Love:
Guy falls in love and decides to make his mom meet the girl. He takes three girls and introduces each one of them. When they leave he asks his mom whether she could guess who his lover was.
Mom: The Second One?
Surprised at the right guess,
Son: "Great Mom!!! How did you know that??"
Mom: Of the three, I hated her the most!!!
A software engineer wrote to his father in law about his daughter stating.
"YOUR PRODUCT DOES NOT MEET ALL MY REQUIREMENTS".
The father in law smartly replies,
"WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE".
India And Pakistan:
A man in India sees a dog about to bite a lady. And later, he kills the dog.
Newspaper reports:
"INDIAN CITIZEN SAVES LADY FROM DOG".
Later the man says, I am not an INDIAN.
The report is changed now as,
"FOREIGN HERO SAVES INDIAN LADY FROM DOG".
Finally the man confesses that he is a Pakistani.
Next day the headlines go as,
"TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG".
Guy And His Love:
Guy falls in love and decides to make his mom meet the girl. He takes three girls and introduces each one of them. When they leave he asks his mom whether she could guess who his lover was.
Mom: The Second One?
Surprised at the right guess,
Son: "Great Mom!!! How did you know that??"
Mom: Of the three, I hated her the most!!!
Sunday, October 26, 2008
My SMS Updates Six
0 comments 10:29 AM Posted by MukundLabels: SMS
Thoughts:
Philosophical Thought:
Small things hurt a lot.
Example: U can sit on a mountain but not on a pin.
Winning horse does not know why it runs in race. Runs because of beats and pains. Similarly, Life is a race. God is your rider.So if you are under pain then think that god wants you to win the race.
Fun Factory:
Wife: Wherever we keep the money our son steals it. I don't know what to do about it.
Husband: Keep it in his college books. He will never touch that!!
How do lazy people take bath?
Answer: They stand in front of the mirror and throw water on the mirror and say i took bath!!
Philosophical Thought:
Small things hurt a lot.
Example: U can sit on a mountain but not on a pin.
Winning horse does not know why it runs in race. Runs because of beats and pains. Similarly, Life is a race. God is your rider.So if you are under pain then think that god wants you to win the race.
Fun Factory:
Wife: Wherever we keep the money our son steals it. I don't know what to do about it.
Husband: Keep it in his college books. He will never touch that!!
How do lazy people take bath?
Answer: They stand in front of the mirror and throw water on the mirror and say i took bath!!
Friday, October 17, 2008
My SMS Updates Five
3 comments 2:20 PM Posted by MukundLabels: SMS
Believe it or not???
After death some inner organs take time to stop their function. This is called the inner sense. Even at that time our brain can identify each person crying near our the body. The only unfortunate thing is that our body will not be able to express it.
Golden information about KISS
See the scientific logic behind kiss. When we type the word "KISS" in your cell with the dictionary mode ON it will automatically tell you the place where you have to kiss. Isn't it awesome???
True Indian Leader
Rajiv Gandhi is the only true Indian leader who followed the rule " All Indians are my brothers and sisters". Because he married a foreign women!!!
After death some inner organs take time to stop their function. This is called the inner sense. Even at that time our brain can identify each person crying near our the body. The only unfortunate thing is that our body will not be able to express it.
Golden information about KISS
See the scientific logic behind kiss. When we type the word "KISS" in your cell with the dictionary mode ON it will automatically tell you the place where you have to kiss. Isn't it awesome???
True Indian Leader
Rajiv Gandhi is the only true Indian leader who followed the rule " All Indians are my brothers and sisters". Because he married a foreign women!!!
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
My SMS Updates Four
2 comments 10:00 AM Posted by MukundLabels: SMS
Example For Confidence:
Place: Calcutta Cricket Stadium.
INDIA VS AUSTRALIA
Brad Hogg took Sachin's wicket. At the end of the match Hogg gave the ball to Sachin for his autograph. Then Sachin put his sign with one beautiful sentence. Do you know that sentence???
It said "IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN".
Till this second Hogg could not take his wicket for the second time.
Have Confidence on yourself!!!
Life is too short, so stick to these rules:
Laugh a lot,
Love truly,
Break silences,
Forgive quickly,
Minimize your complaints,
Surprise yourself by surprising others,
Dance without worries with a child,
Learn how to smile truly from a baby,
Accept whatever comes with true heart,
Be happy with what ever you have.
Life is indeed to live!! So enjoy every possible moment!!
Quotes:
What is success?
Success is the process in which the stones thrown at you become Milestones.
A short walk is so difficult when no one walks with you. But a long journey is just like few steps when you walk with someone who loves and cares you!!!
Place: Calcutta Cricket Stadium.
INDIA VS AUSTRALIA
Brad Hogg took Sachin's wicket. At the end of the match Hogg gave the ball to Sachin for his autograph. Then Sachin put his sign with one beautiful sentence. Do you know that sentence???
It said "IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN".
Till this second Hogg could not take his wicket for the second time.
Have Confidence on yourself!!!
Life is too short, so stick to these rules:
Laugh a lot,
Love truly,
Break silences,
Forgive quickly,
Minimize your complaints,
Surprise yourself by surprising others,
Dance without worries with a child,
Learn how to smile truly from a baby,
Accept whatever comes with true heart,
Be happy with what ever you have.
Life is indeed to live!! So enjoy every possible moment!!
Quotes:
What is success?
Success is the process in which the stones thrown at you become Milestones.
A short walk is so difficult when no one walks with you. But a long journey is just like few steps when you walk with someone who loves and cares you!!!
Friday, October 3, 2008
My SMS Updates Three
2 comments 9:44 PM Posted by MukundLabels: SMS
The wind!! The Wind!! The Naughty Wind!!
It blows the girl's skirt high but God is very clever.
He send the dust with the wind to close the boy's eye!!!
Never kiss a Nurse, she will say next please!!
Never kiss a Police Woman,she will say hands-up!!
Always kiss a teacher, because she will say you
to repeat it five times!!!
Quote for students who have arrears:
"I had so many arrears while i was studying, now I own Microsoft. My mates who had no arrears are my employees"
- Bill Gates.
Moral: Don't lose hope!!!
It blows the girl's skirt high but God is very clever.
He send the dust with the wind to close the boy's eye!!!
Never kiss a Nurse, she will say next please!!
Never kiss a Police Woman,she will say hands-up!!
Always kiss a teacher, because she will say you
to repeat it five times!!!
Quote for students who have arrears:
"I had so many arrears while i was studying, now I own Microsoft. My mates who had no arrears are my employees"
- Bill Gates.
Moral: Don't lose hope!!!
Monday, September 29, 2008
My SMS Updates Two
2 comments 9:20 PM Posted by MukundLabels: SMS
The seven secrets of success that lie in our house itself!!!
Roof that says : Am high!!
Fan that says : Be Cool!!
Clock that says : Every Minute is Precious!!
Mirror that says : Reflect before you Act!!
Window that says : See the World!!
Calender that says : Keep yourself updated!!
Door that says : Push hard to achieve your goals!!
Inspiring Quotes:
Winning isn't everything but wanting to win is - Vince Lombardi.
Adventure is not outside man; it is within - David Grayson.
Only those who dare to fail greatly can achieve greatly - Robert F Kennedy.
If we all did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves - Thomas Alva Edison.
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail - Ralph Waldo Emerson.
Talents in you should be like a spider's web. It may not be strong enough to hold this whole world, but it should hold yourself to rule your kingdom!!!
Roof that says : Am high!!
Fan that says : Be Cool!!
Clock that says : Every Minute is Precious!!
Mirror that says : Reflect before you Act!!
Window that says : See the World!!
Calender that says : Keep yourself updated!!
Door that says : Push hard to achieve your goals!!
Inspiring Quotes:
Winning isn't everything but wanting to win is - Vince Lombardi.
Adventure is not outside man; it is within - David Grayson.
Only those who dare to fail greatly can achieve greatly - Robert F Kennedy.
If we all did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves - Thomas Alva Edison.
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail - Ralph Waldo Emerson.
Talents in you should be like a spider's web. It may not be strong enough to hold this whole world, but it should hold yourself to rule your kingdom!!!
Thursday, September 18, 2008
My SMS Updates One
0 comments 9:01 PM Posted by MukundLabels: SMS
Interview Question:
Your driving with your two seater car at midnight. Its raining heavily and suddenly you see three people waiting for a bus.
1.An old sick lady who is about to die.
2.An old friend of yours who once saved your life.
3.The perfect partner you have dreamed about.
Which one would you choose?(Condition: You can pick up only one).
Will it be the old lady? Or the old friend? Or your perfect partner?
So readers do you think its great???
Friendship Quote:
Your driving with your two seater car at midnight. Its raining heavily and suddenly you see three people waiting for a bus.
1.An old sick lady who is about to die.
2.An old friend of yours who once saved your life.
3.The perfect partner you have dreamed about.
Which one would you choose?(Condition: You can pick up only one).
Will it be the old lady? Or the old friend? Or your perfect partner?
Candidate: I would give the car keys to my old friend and ask him to take the old lady to the hospital and I will stay behind to wait for a bus to go with my dream mate.
So readers do you think its great???
Friendship Quote:
A friend is not a spare tire that you pull out when you feel life has gone flat. Friend is the steering wheel who helps you turn your life in the right path.
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