Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Suppandi Jokes Five

Master: Suppandi, how much did you spend on the groceries today?
Suppandi: I spent Rs.99 and 50 paise.
Master: Why don't you round it off to Rs.100.
Rounding off figures is very convenient.

Then one day-

Master: Suppandi, go and get me a ticket to Mumbai.

Suppandi: Yes Master.
When he came back,

Master: What time does the train leave tomorrow?
Suppandi: 4 p.m.

Then the next day-

Master: Its 4 p.m., and the train to Mumbai hasn't arrived, I think it is late.
A passer by: No sir, the train left at 3:45.

Master: Suppandi, you told me the train is leaving at 4:00 p.m.
Suppandi: The time was 3:45 but I rounded it off to 4p.m.

Suppandi's master was a small time business man. He had told Suppandi to always try to earn a profit.
Master: Suppandi, I am expecting a washing machine from London Stores. Go and give this Rs.50 note to the shopkeeper and get the machine.
On the way back from the store, a man met Suppandi.
Man: How much did you buy that machine for?
Suppandi: Rs.50.
Man: I will give you Rs.90 for it.
Suppandi thought that he was making a profit and sold it and reached home.
Master: Where is the machine? Suppandi: I sold it off on the way for Rs.90, a clear profit of Rs.40.
Master: You fool, that machine was worth Rs.9000. I was paying for it in installments.
Master: Your Fired!!!

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Vaaranam Aayiram Review


The film is basically designed as a tribute to Gautham Menon’s father comes. The narration of the film has been designed to follow a ‘classic approach’. Unfortunately, all the ingredients that go into the making of a classic are missing thereby making the screenplay very slow and tiring, at times to irritable proportions. Gautham has most definitely missed the plot with ‘Vaaranam Aayiram’ giving more emphasis to incidents rather than linking them well.

The story starts off with a senior citizen Krishnan (Suriya) getting his hair trimmed in a saloon only to die after reaching home. The news is conveyed to his son, Major Suriya (Suriya) who is part of a rescue mission. With determination, the young man declares he wants to go ahead with the mission. But the son remembers the events of his life as flashes in his mind.

The story is narrated through sequences – the time his father had met his mother in college (as told to him by his mother) and the innovative way he proposed his love for her – his birth and the way he had always looked up to his dad as a real hero – his sister’s birth and the happy little family that they were – his misadventures and the moment he was engulfed by the electric sensation of love etc.

Suriya’s adolescent days come across as a breath of fresh air. After his college he returns home back and that is where he sees Megna (Sameera Reddy) on train and after a while he straight away proposes to her in a different way. But she says she wants to know what kind of a guy he is and then will say if she likes him or not. After the interesting introduction, the determined Suriya goes to her house to see her. Megna is surprised but then is not convinced that his love for her is true. She reveals her plans to study in America and her preparations to leave in a week’s time.

The happy-go-lucky Suriya does some business and using the gift of being a good guitarist makes money. He is able to fulfill all the needs of his house in a small time. And then he is off to America, not for a career, not for studies but to win his girl’s heart and marry her. They do meet in America and then for 90 days they both are together. During those days they share many things and finally Megna accepts Suriya’s love. An unfortunate incident happens and Megna dies. He plans to go away some where because he feels he has lost his life. He later plans to return to India and he meets a person called Shankar Menon in the airport seeing Suriya cry. He later encourages him in the flight to face the life.

A reckless Suriya then starts smoking, drinking and becomes a horrible drug addict. His parents take care of him through these torrid times. His parents even want him to go away somewhere to find himself and come back as the person that he really is. Suriya walks the streets of Kashmir and hearing about the news of a kid kidnapped which happens to be the man whom he met in the airport. He then moves to Delhi and rescues the kidnapped child. Then the military bug bites him and he joins the armed forces. It is about this time that the director has made maximum usage of his good looks and the famous six-pack ab.

After six years in the armed forces, he becomes a major and also has loving thoughts of a girl (Priya played by Divya) he had known for a long time from childhood (friend of Suriya’s s sister) but had really not given any kind of attention to. At one instance he is called for the emergency rescue mission and it is at this time that the reality comes back. After the mission he returns back home for his dad’s funeral. The story then comes to an end.

Overall Suriya rocks throughout. He looks unbelievably like a person in his early twenties in some sequences. Something very few actors can really do. Harris Jayaraj has rendered a beautiful set of songs with this film. The camera is really fantastic. Sameera Reddy has been casual and fits the role aptly. Simran has gathered all her experience and does justice. Divya with her girl-next-door looks performs a good. I feel this film could have been much better if the screenplay in the second half was much faster when compared. Overall your money is not wasted. Worth watching it!!!

My SMS Updates Seven

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Big Blue is the nick name for IBM.
"Bringing Enjoyment N Quality" is the expansion for the telecom company 'Benq'.
"Integrated electronics" is the full form of Intel.

Another Newton's Fourth Law:
Law of Exams:
"The probability of a topic coming in the exam increases exponentially if one decides to leave the topic".

Wonderful Quote:
Do not ignore the person who loves and cares for you because they ignore everything in life to care for you!!!

Monday, November 17, 2008

Suppandi Jokes Four

One day at lunch.
Master: Suppandi, why have you cooked only one dish, you must always do a little extra than what I tell you to do, more never hurts.
That evening- Master: Suppandi, get me a cup of tea.
A little later-Master: What is this? Why have you got me 4 cups of tea?
Suppandi: You only said, a little extra never hurts.

Master: Suppandi, go and hang these clothes outside to dry.
Suppandi: Why?
Master: Because the heat of the sun will dry the clothes.
A little later-
Master: Suppandi, why are you standing in the hot sun?
Suppandi: I was trying to dry my sweat.

Suppandi's new master was the owner of a departmental store.
Master: Suppandi, before giving the clothes to the customers always open it and check it for defects.
That evening- Customer: One film roll please.
Master: Suppandi, what do you think you are doing? Why have you opened the film roll?
Suppandi: I was checking it for defects, master.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Suppandi Jokes Three

Master: Suppandi, go and get an empty taxi, I have to go to the office right away.
Suppandi: Yes master.
After a while he comes...
Suppandi: Master I could not find a single empty taxi, all of them had atleast one man sitting in them.

One day Suppandi was shouting at a couple of children telling them not to make a noise. His master told him that shouting was a bad habit and one should not shout.
Then one morning-
Master: We have been robbed of everything Suppandi!
Suppandi: I know, I saw the thief last night.
Master: But then why didn't you shout for help?
Suppandi: You only told me that shouting was a bad habit.

Master: Suppandi, I cannot find one of these socks, where have you dumped it?
Suppandi: Here it is master.
Master: If you don't keep things in the proper place, they are bound to get lost.
That evening when the master's son came home from school-
Master: How come your Geography teacher has written a note that you are not studying properly? What did you do?
Son: My teacher asked me where Washington was located, and I didn't know where it was.
Suppandi: You would have been able to find it, had you kept it in the right place!

Monday, November 10, 2008

Suppandi Jokes Two

The next set of Suppandi jokes are out here. Have a nice time reading them!!

Suppandi's master was going out.
Master: Suppandi , keep an eye on the dog.

Suppandi: Yes master, but...

Master: But What?
Suppandi: What do I do with the other eye??

Master: Suppandi,make macaroni for lunch.
Suppandi: Master, the macaroni is becoming bigger and longer.
Master: It is natural Suppandi. Solids expand on heating.
Master: What are you doing now???
Suppandi: Am heating your clothes. Since solids expand on heating, I hope it becomes bigger and fits you.

Suppandi was dialing the phone to his friend.
Master: Suppandi don't talk on the phone for more than 3 minutes.
After about twenty minutes.
Master: Suppandi, I told you not to talk on the phone for so long.
Suppandi: I didn't master. I talked only for three minutes, the rest of the time I have been listening.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Short Jokes Nine

Teacher and Student:
Teacher: There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Teacher: What is the definition of a skeleton?
Student: A man gone on diet and has never stopped them!!

Teacher: Which animal is not afraid of the lion?
Student:(thinking for a while)The lioness!!

Teacher: Correct the sentence "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field".
Student: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher: How???
Student: Ladies first!!

Teacher: What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
Student: Married man kisses the misses and a bachelor misses the kisses!!

Teacher: How old is your father?
Student: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible???
Student: He became father only after I was born.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Suppandi Jokes One

I introduce you the well known series of "Suppandi". For those who do not know him, Suppandi is a very foolish servant who keeps doing some funny acts that often leads his master into trouble and hence he gets fired! Enjoy the series from now on!!

Master: Go to the market and get a mirror so that i can see my face and shave!!
Suppandi: Yes master!!
Goes to the market and returns home without a mirror.
Master: Why didn't you get a mirror?
Suppandi: Because in all the mirrors i could see only my face!!

Master: Suppandi, one of my shoes is torn, I'll get another one from the market.
Suppandi: But you still have the other shoe master.
Master: Don't be funny Suppandi, what good is one shoe without the other.Then one day...
Master: Suppandi, here take these two Rs.500 notes and go get 10 tube lights.

Suppandi: Yes master.

Master: Suppandi you are back so soon, where are the tube lights?
Suppandi: When I was going, one of the notes slipped from my hand and fell into the sewer, what good is the other note without the pair? So I threw that also into the sewer.

Master: Suppandi, why have you put the spoiled mangoes in the sink. Put them in the dustbin. That's where all spoiled thing's go.
Suppandi: Yes Master.
Master: After throwing them in the dustbin go and get my son from school.
After some time there were noises and screams for help coming from the kitchen.The Master rushed in.
Master: Suppandi, what do you think you are doing with my son by putting him into the dustbin?
Suppandi: Master, when I had gone to get him, his teacher told me that he was a spoiled brat. You only told me that all spoiled things go in the dustbin.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Short Jokes Eight

Teacher and Student:
A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up." Right away, a little kid stood up.
Teacher: Why do you think you're stupid?
Student: I don’t,but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!

Smart Reply:
Non Smoker: I hate cigarette.
Smoker: Me too, That is why i am burning it.
(Remember Smoking is injurious to health!! So avoid it!!)

Tiger and Hippo:
Tiger kills cow. A Hippo sees it!!
Tiger asks hippo not to tell that in court.
Hippo refuses!!!
Tiger asks why??
Hippo said: Shakira(Lion) says,"HIPS DON'T LIE".

Funny Differences:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Unusual Buildings Part Three

The last part of the unusual buildings go here!! Hope you people liked all the three. Please do tell me if you like these sort of pictures?? So that i can keep them running. Enjoy these now!!

The Log House - Russia

The Unique House - Spain

The Dome House - Australia

The UFO House - Florida, USA

The Kettle House - Texas, USA

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