Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Short Jokes Six


A teacher was taking a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time and she asked,"My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?"
A little boy on the front row said, "You're a Mother."

Two boys were arguing in class when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher asked, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answered, "We found a ten-dollar bill
and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher.
"When I was your age, I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

Funny Replies:
Teacher: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Student: At the bottom!
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbor?
Student: Because there's no place to sit down!
Teacher: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Student: Because there were so many knights!

4 comments:

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Aree on October 14, 2008 at 9:02 AM said...

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