Sunday, March 22, 2009

Short SMS Jokes Two


It has been a long time since I posted something on this blog. I was busy with my other blog and it has earned me some good amount. Though this blog is just for fun. I will continue my work with fun here!!

Sweetest Excuse:
A kid gets 0 in his paper.

Father angrily asks what is this??

The kid replies, Teacher has no star to give me and so, she gave me the whole moon!!!

Two Beggar's Meet:
Two beggar's met. Two software Engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other.
Guess what???
Which platform are you working on???

Newton's Corner:
Newton's wife to Newton: How am I looking?
Newton: tan c/sin c
=(sin / cos c)/ sin c
=sin c/ sin c.cos c
=1/cos c
=SEC C"SEXY".

Brilliant Bean:
Mr.Bean in his bio practical exam.
Examiner: See the bird's leg and tell me what is its name?
Mr.Bean: I don't know.
Examiner:U fail. What is your name???
Mr.Bean: Now you see my legs and tell my name!!!

8 comments:

Everymatter on March 24, 2009 8:41 AM said...

newton is really very sexy

why their are no ads on ur blog

mahesh on April 2, 2009 8:24 AM said...

good blog...........
need bpo jobs without a single rupee!!!!!!!! a genuine job from home.

Work from home

earn money on May 4, 2009 7:06 AM said...

hehehehhe kids nowadays are very clever to give you good answers.

robobob4077 on May 5, 2009 9:16 AM said...

I always like a good joke,Its like sunshine in the morrning, Thanks, great blog--Bob

robobob4077 on May 6, 2009 8:25 AM said...

You have some funny stuff here,I love jokes,I see you got the comment box fixed, Have any longer jokes?--Bob

dasanrangarajan on June 11, 2009 9:03 AM said...

Mr.Bean?... poor doctor, he got a wrong patient

Zindagi on June 19, 2009 8:47 PM said...

hehehe good jokes

capitan on August 30, 2009 2:33 AM said...

find these jokes simple but yet funny.

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