It has been a long time since I posted something on this blog. I was busy with my other blog and it has earned me some good amount. Though this blog is just for fun. I will continue my work with fun here!!
A kid gets 0 in his paper.
Father angrily asks what is this??
The kid replies, Teacher has no star to give me and so, she gave me the whole moon!!!
Two Beggar's Meet:
Two beggar's met. Two software Engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other.
Which platform are you working on???
Newton's wife to Newton: How am I looking?
Newton: tan c/sin c
=(sin / cos c)/ sin c
=sin c/ sin c.cos c
Mr.Bean in his bio practical exam.
Examiner: See the bird's leg and tell me what is its name?
Mr.Bean: I don't know.
Examiner:U fail. What is your name???
Mr.Bean: Now you see my legs and tell my name!!!