Tuesday, October 14, 2008

My SMS Updates Four

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Example For Confidence:
Place: Calcutta Cricket Stadium.
INDIA VS AUSTRALIA
Brad Hogg took Sachin's wicket. At the end of the match Hogg gave the ball to Sachin for his autograph. Then Sachin put his sign with one beautiful sentence. Do you know that sentence???
It said "IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN".
Till this second Hogg could not take his wicket for the second time.
Have Confidence on yourself!!!

Life is too short, so stick to these rules:
Laugh a lot,
Love truly,
Break silences,
Forgive quickly,
Minimize your complaints,
Surprise yourself by surprising others,
Dance without worries with a child,
Learn how to smile truly from a baby,
Accept whatever comes with true heart,
Be happy with what ever you have.
Life is indeed to live!! So enjoy every possible moment!!

Quotes:
What is success?
Success is the process in which the stones thrown at you become Milestones.

A short walk is so difficult when no one walks with you. But a long journey is just like few steps when you walk with someone who loves and cares you!!!

Friday, October 10, 2008

Stupid Movie Directors!!!

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I got a few photos where you can see the foolishness of the directors. Take a look at them:







What do you think about these readers????

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Short Jokes Six

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A teacher was taking a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time and she asked,"My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?"
A little boy on the front row said, "You're a Mother."

Two boys were arguing in class when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher asked, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answered, "We found a ten-dollar bill
and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher.
"When I was your age, I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

Funny Replies:
Teacher: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Student: At the bottom!
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbor?
Student: Because there's no place to sit down!
Teacher: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Student: Because there were so many knights!

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