Short Jokes Eight

Teacher and Student:

A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up." Right away, a little kid stood up.

Teacher: Why do you think you're stupid?
Student: I don’t,but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!

Smart Reply:
Non Smoker: I hate cigarette.
Smoker: Me too, That is why i am burning it.
(Remember Smoking is injurious to health!! So avoid it!!)

Tiger and Hippo:
Tiger kills cow. A Hippo sees it!!
Tiger asks hippo not to tell that in court.
Hippo refuses!!!
Tiger asks why??
Hippo said: Shakira(Lion) says,"HIPS DON'T LIE".

Funny Differences:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.