Thursday, November 6, 2008

Suppandi Jokes One


I introduce you the well known series of "Suppandi". For those who do not know him, Suppandi is a very foolish servant who keeps doing some funny acts that often leads his master into trouble and hence he gets fired! Enjoy the series from now on!!

Master: Go to the market and get a mirror so that i can see my face and shave!!
Suppandi: Yes master!!
Goes to the market and returns home without a mirror.
Master: Why didn't you get a mirror?
Suppandi: Because in all the mirrors i could see only my face!!

Master: Suppandi, one of my shoes is torn, I'll get another one from the market.
Suppandi: But you still have the other shoe master.
Master: Don't be funny Suppandi, what good is one shoe without the other.Then one day...
Master: Suppandi, here take these two Rs.500 notes and go get 10 tube lights.

Suppandi: Yes master.

Master: Suppandi you are back so soon, where are the tube lights?
Suppandi: When I was going, one of the notes slipped from my hand and fell into the sewer, what good is the other note without the pair? So I threw that also into the sewer.

Master: Suppandi, why have you put the spoiled mangoes in the sink. Put them in the dustbin. That's where all spoiled thing's go.
Suppandi: Yes Master.
Master: After throwing them in the dustbin go and get my son from school.
After some time there were noises and screams for help coming from the kitchen.The Master rushed in.
Master: Suppandi, what do you think you are doing with my son by putting him into the dustbin?
Suppandi: Master, when I had gone to get him, his teacher told me that he was a spoiled brat. You only told me that all spoiled things go in the dustbin.

45 comments:

kika said...

after a long time i'm having the fun of reading suppandi jokes........jus' luv them.keep posting.........

evan on November 7, 2008 at 10:10 AM said...

cool...and funny..

Whats in a Name on November 7, 2008 at 1:18 PM said...

He He...Good suppandi jokes.. I dont remember the magazine which used to publish it... Do u remember the name??
And yes I am blogrolling you too...
Hope you blogroll me as well...

optionshif3 on November 14, 2008 at 9:21 AM said...

nice jokes...fun is important but slim and healthy also important to our life... cheers

Anonymous said...

its hilarious.....suppandi's jokes makes me refresh evry tym i read it...luv them all

ethermedia on September 16, 2009 at 10:09 PM said...

You can now enjoy the ever popular Suppandi in your iPhone or iPod Touch worldwide!

Unlike regular Tinkle magazine where Suppandi appears in Snippets, we have created a collection of Suppandi that go across various magazines to create a single lot of multi-part issue with the first issue completely free.

Check out http:///tinyurl.com/suppandi and enjoy it! Also check out http://www.ethermedia.net and http://twitter.com/ethermedia for more details.

Thanks,

ETHERMEDIA
An ACK-Media partner.

simran on October 31, 2009 at 10:12 AM said...

awesome jokes [:)]

Anonymous said...

Suppandi jokes feature in the Tinkle comics.. :D

Anonymous said...

i like the dustbin one... Good one... Keep posting

Anonymous said...

after 100 years having fun

Mahima on June 4, 2010 at 9:17 PM said...

i love supandi jokes and stories

Anonymous said...

if really this suppandi one man is there means .................

sindhu on July 30, 2010 at 12:19 AM said...

i love suppandi stories and i'm so happy that i can read some jokes online. I always think that if there was a real suppandi, his master would surely die of his foolishness. My favourite character is Suppandi at all times.

sai on October 7, 2010 at 5:10 PM said...

its vevy nice i liked it very much

Anonymous said...

the best

Anonymous said...

dude its not funny and its a lame story

Anonymous said...

one day suppandi told to master can u cut my hair his master told u r the servant so how can i cut his master also said that go to shop and cut it suppandi said ok but where is the money his master told are u mad ur the servant so u have to give the money he again told i need a board his master told get out from my house suppandi

Anonymous said...

i luvvv suppandi jokes...feel very haary 2 read it onlines...keep posting...yaar

Anonymous said...

very funny ...... just luv it.

Anonymous said...

it is very funny

Anonymous said...

i love suppandi

Anonymous said...

loved it !!!

srinika on May 31, 2011 at 7:59 PM said...

suppandi stories are really interesting i have more than 50 books of suppandi stories

Anonymous said...

cool

Sameer Kumar on September 17, 2011 at 10:21 AM said...

Ya it's very funny

Anonymous said...

suppandi's jokes are awesum..recollcted my skul memories

Anonymous said...

i loved the first one very much.i hope for the most funniest jokes,next time.

Anonymous said...

hi,i m isha.
i love suppandi's creator.i hope for a next superstar.

Tipu said...

Suppandi is the best.

Anonymous said...

awsome.....love suppandi.........he is the most silliest but uses his brains in different situations which makes him get into trouble

Anonymous said...

i love suppandi's jokes.... keep posting

Anonymous said...

after a long time i had a smile on my face thanks and keep posting

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Anonymous said...

its boring

Anonymous said...

cool...... i jst love d jokes

Anonymous said...

I just love reading supandi jokes

Anonymous said...

suppandi jokes are realy very cool

rohan prince on May 4, 2013 at 2:34 PM said...

nice

Felixx liens love only JULI haokip said...

LOVE THIS IDIOT CHARACTER SUPPANDI! juli i miss and love you every moment of my life and every second of the day!

Anonymous said...

i love tu read supandis joke..

Anonymous said...

not funny jokes at all

Anonymous said...

FUCK YOU! ITS NOT BORING,ITS ENTERTAINING.

Anonymous said...

SRINIKA don't show off,instead if you are male go fuck tori black and if you are female go sleep with the famous pornstar,james deen!

Anonymous said...

suppandi is a fool but it is funny for us. What if there was a real man like this in bangalore. Every one would have run away from bangalore.

Anonymous said...

i luv tinkle and suppandi jokes........suppandi is very funny guy.....i enjoy it the most ........i luv suppandi tales........suppandi makes even a sad person to laugh.......i wish suppandi was here

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