Teacher and Student:
Teacher: There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
Teacher: What is the definition of a skeleton?
Student: A man gone on diet and has never stopped them!!
Teacher: Which animal is not afraid of the lion?
Student:(thinking for a while)The lioness!!
Teacher: Correct the sentence "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field".
Student: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher: How???
Student: Ladies first!!
Teacher: What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
Student: Married man kisses the misses and a bachelor misses the kisses!!
Teacher: How old is your father?
Student: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible???
Student: He became father only after I was born.
Teacher: There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
Teacher: What is the definition of a skeleton?
Student: A man gone on diet and has never stopped them!!
Teacher: Which animal is not afraid of the lion?
Student:(thinking for a while)The lioness!!
Teacher: Correct the sentence "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field".
Student: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher: How???
Student: Ladies first!!
Teacher: What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
Student: Married man kisses the misses and a bachelor misses the kisses!!
Teacher: How old is your father?
Student: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible???
Student: He became father only after I was born.
4 comments:
last one is very funny
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Some great jokes, the teacher/student ones are always classic.
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You remember the Comic of Shambhu!!!!
That was great fun too...
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