Saturday, November 8, 2008

Short Jokes Nine


Teacher and Student:
Teacher: There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Teacher: What is the definition of a skeleton?
Student: A man gone on diet and has never stopped them!!

Teacher: Which animal is not afraid of the lion?
Student:(thinking for a while)The lioness!!

Teacher: Correct the sentence "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field".
Student: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher: How???
Student: Ladies first!!

Teacher: What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
Student: Married man kisses the misses and a bachelor misses the kisses!!

Teacher: How old is your father?
Student: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible???
Student: He became father only after I was born.

4 comments:

Everymatter on November 8, 2008 at 1:48 PM said...

last one is very funny

your blog makes a lot of money

Maddie on November 9, 2008 at 3:44 PM said...

Some great jokes, the teacher/student ones are always classic.

evan on November 10, 2008 at 7:28 AM said...

hi..funny jokes and i have add your link doing what you want and share me to

Whats in a Name on November 12, 2008 at 5:03 PM said...

You remember the Comic of Shambhu!!!!
That was great fun too...

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