SMS Jokes Two

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Similarity between Aamir Khan and Students:
Students preparing for the exams and Aamir in the movie "Ghajini", both cannot remember anything after 15 minutes.

Newton's Modified First Law:
"Every book continues to be in the state of rest or covered with dust, unless and until an internal or external exams appear."

Statue Of Liberty:
Why did the Statue of Liberty have to be a woman?
The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!!!

Apple and Banana:
Apple was crying.
Banana: Why are you crying?
Apple: All of them cut and eat me.
Banana: That's much better!!! Everyone remove my dress and then eat me!! I feel puppy shame!!

No Third World War:
Child: God!!! Please I don't want a third world war.
God: So sweet!! You love your country more??
Child: No God. I am weak in History. So I can't study.