Thursday, December 18, 2008

SMS Jokes One


A Software Engineer's Letter:
A software engineer wrote to his father in law about his daughter stating.
"YOUR PRODUCT DOES NOT MEET ALL MY REQUIREMENTS".
The father in law smartly replies,
"WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE".

India And Pakistan:
A man in India sees a dog about to bite a lady. And later, he kills the dog.
Newspaper reports:
"INDIAN CITIZEN SAVES LADY FROM DOG".
Later the man says, I am not an INDIAN.
The report is changed now as,
"FOREIGN HERO SAVES INDIAN LADY FROM DOG".
Finally the man confesses that he is a Pakistani.
Next day the headlines go as,
"TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG".

Guy And His Love:
Guy falls in love and decides to make his mom meet the girl. He takes three girls and introduces each one of them. When they leave he asks his mom whether she could guess who his lover was.
Mom: The Second One?
Surprised at the right guess,
Son: "Great Mom!!! How did you know that??"
Mom: Of the three, I hated her the most!!!

5 comments:

Daniel Ng on December 18, 2008 at 7:17 PM said...

LOL! u just make my day!

Achyut Telang on December 18, 2008 at 7:23 PM said...

Just Great!!! Really enjoyed it.

Everymatter on December 19, 2008 at 10:10 AM said...

really awesome

good.........

it brings a smile on my face

GAYATHRI on December 19, 2008 at 9:58 PM said...

ha ha ha...3 cheers!!:)

Kah Woei on September 14, 2009 at 7:27 PM said...

Funny ... more please :-)

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