Thursday, November 6, 2008

Suppandi Jokes One

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I introduce you the well known series of "Suppandi". For those who do not know him, Suppandi is a very foolish servant who keeps doing some funny acts that often leads his master into trouble and hence he gets fired! Enjoy the series from now on!!

Master: Go to the market and get a mirror so that i can see my face and shave!!
Suppandi: Yes master!!
Goes to the market and returns home without a mirror.
Master: Why didn't you get a mirror?
Suppandi: Because in all the mirrors i could see only my face!!

Master: Suppandi, one of my shoes is torn, I'll get another one from the market.
Suppandi: But you still have the other shoe master.
Master: Don't be funny Suppandi, what good is one shoe without the other.Then one day...
Master: Suppandi, here take these two Rs.500 notes and go get 10 tube lights.

Suppandi: Yes master.

Master: Suppandi you are back so soon, where are the tube lights?
Suppandi: When I was going, one of the notes slipped from my hand and fell into the sewer, what good is the other note without the pair? So I threw that also into the sewer.

Master: Suppandi, why have you put the spoiled mangoes in the sink. Put them in the dustbin. That's where all spoiled thing's go.
Suppandi: Yes Master.
Master: After throwing them in the dustbin go and get my son from school.
After some time there were noises and screams for help coming from the kitchen.The Master rushed in.
Master: Suppandi, what do you think you are doing with my son by putting him into the dustbin?
Suppandi: Master, when I had gone to get him, his teacher told me that he was a spoiled brat. You only told me that all spoiled things go in the dustbin.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Short Jokes Eight

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Teacher and Student:
A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up." Right away, a little kid stood up.
Teacher: Why do you think you're stupid?
Student: I don’t,but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!

Smart Reply:
Non Smoker: I hate cigarette.
Smoker: Me too, That is why i am burning it.
(Remember Smoking is injurious to health!! So avoid it!!)

Tiger and Hippo:
Tiger kills cow. A Hippo sees it!!
Tiger asks hippo not to tell that in court.
Hippo refuses!!!
Tiger asks why??
Hippo said: Shakira(Lion) says,"HIPS DON'T LIE".


Funny Differences:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Unusual Buildings Part Three

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The last part of the unusual buildings go here!! Hope you people liked all the three. Please do tell me if you like these sort of pictures?? So that i can keep them running. Enjoy these now!!

The Log House - Russia

The Unique House - Spain

The Dome House - Australia

The UFO House - Florida, USA

The Kettle House - Texas, USA

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