SMS Jokes One

A Software Engineer's Letter:
A software engineer wrote to his father in law about his daughter stating.
"YOUR PRODUCT DOES NOT MEET ALL MY REQUIREMENTS".
The father in law smartly replies,
"WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE".

India And Pakistan:
A man in India sees a dog about to bite a lady. And later, he kills the dog.
Newspaper reports:
"INDIAN CITIZEN SAVES LADY FROM DOG".
Later the man says, I am not an INDIAN.
The report is changed now as,
"FOREIGN HERO SAVES INDIAN LADY FROM DOG".
Finally the man confesses that he is a Pakistani.
Next day the headlines go as,
"TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG".

Guy And His Love:
Guy falls in love and decides to make his mom meet the girl. He takes three girls and introduces each one of them. When they leave he asks his mom whether she could guess who his lover was.
Mom: The Second One?
Surprised at the right guess,
Son: "Great Mom!!! How did you know that??"
Mom: Of the three, I hated her the most!!!

Interesting Facts Seven

• Two rats can produce one lakh rats in 18 months.
• 111111111*111111111=12345678987654321. Is it not great magic with these numbers???
• Elephant is the only animal that cannot jump.
• The most fleshy part in our body is the tongue.
• Our heart does not beat when we sneeze.
• Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
• The first owner of Marlboro cigarette company died due to lung cancer.
• Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of telephone, never called his wife nor his mother because they both were deaf.
• I am is the shortest complete sentence in English.
• The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything" and the book is titled: "What A Human Wants".

Facts About Kashmir

I came to know few facts about Kashmir from my friends which I would like to share. Those are as follows.

• It is the only that has two capitals.
• People living in Kashmir have two citizenships.
• Outsiders cannot buy a single feet of land in Kashmir.
• If a girl living in Kashmir marries an outsider, then she loses her identity immediately.
• This is the only state in India that has its own flag.
• There is no land tax or property tax for the people in Kashmir.
• The price of rice,wheat,sugar and oil are the same for the past 50 years and due to this there is a loss of 1000 crores every year for India.

But what ever may be the loss or rules over there it is the paradise for India.